Strangely Worded Guide

Richard Slater — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 10:23:28 +0000

Catherine and I went to Center Parcs in the week just gone, having not been for a number of years we looked through the “Guest Information” pack which contained a couple of rather interestingly worded paragraphs.

Don't Sleep In The Bolier Room

I am facinated to know what events in the past have prompted Center Parcs UK to add this in the guest information.

Open Fires

I think perhaps it would be good to note that there was not fireplace in our accommodation, so does this mean that if we bought a slow burning log we could burn it in the middle of the room? I thinks perhaps we will give that a miss.

HP 22″ Widescreen Monitors

Richard Slater — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:39:12 +0000

Now, I know that the larger monitors of this world have some interesting technological issues to overcome, however I think HP has made one too many sacrifices with this monitor:

w2207h 22 inch WIDESCREEN TFT

For those of you that didn’t spot it:

As pointed out on the E-O forums, the perfect monitor for fleet battles.

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Strangely Worded Guide

HP 22″ Widescreen Monitors